Eleven random phobias (number 6 is my favourite):
11. Ornithotakuphobia – Fear of having a bird fly into your house and take a crap on your Anime figurines and toys.
10. Hypnojediphobia – Fear of being victim of Jedi Mind Tricks.
9. Rectoriaaphobia - Fear of being financially ruined by an file-sharing lawsuit.
8. Seplopizzaphobia – Fear that the year-old pizza that’s decaying in the corner will become sentient.
7. Chrometoramophbia – Fear of spending too much money on RAM.
6. Megaduophobia – The fear of any number other than 0 or 1.
5. Codexplodaphobia – Fear that the one line of code you changed will completely screw up the program or entire application.
4. Wipadiskaphobia – The fear of erasing your holiday photos from the camera before you copied them to PC.
3. Scrudbywinnaphobia – The fear of Windows crashing before get a chance to save.
2. Russophobophobia – In Soviet Russia, phobias fear you!
1. Botanophagophobia – Fear of eating vegetables or plants, unless they’ve been deep-fried beforehand.
My compliments to http://www.intelliot.com/blog/archives/2004/10/24/geek-phobias/
