Random Phobias

Eleven random phobias (number 6 is my favourite):

11. Ornithotakuphobia - Fear of having a bird fly into your house and take a crap on your Anime figurines and toys.

10. Hypnojediphobia - Fear of being victim of Jedi Mind Tricks.

9. Rectoriaaphobia - Fear of being financially ruined by an file-sharing lawsuit.

8. Seplopizzaphobia - Fear that the year-old pizza that’s decaying in the corner will become sentient.

7. Chrometoramophbia - Fear of spending too much money on RAM.

6. Megaduophobia - The fear of any number other than 0 or 1.

5. Codexplodaphobia - Fear that the one line of code you changed will completely screw up the program or entire application.

4. Wipadiskaphobia - The fear of erasing your holiday photos from the camera before you copied them to PC.

3. Scrudbywinnaphobia - The fear of Windows crashing before get a chance to save.

2. Russophobophobia - In Soviet Russia, phobias fear you!

1. Botanophagophobia - Fear of eating vegetables or plants, unless they’ve been deep-fried beforehand.

My compliments to http://www.intelliot.com/blog/archives/2004/10/24/geek-phobias/